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• A topologist is a person who does not know the difference between a doughnut and a coffee cup.
  -- John Kelly...
• It's amazing how many intelligent people don't own an IBM..." -- John Pritchard
• Unlike most net.puritans, however, I feel that what OTHER consenting computers do in the privacy of their own phone connections is their own business.
  -- John Woods, jfw@eddie.mit.edu...
• People who wait until they feel like doing a job rarely do.
• People in distress never think you feel enough. -- Dr. Samuel Johnson, 1709-1784
• People must not attempt to impose their own 'truth' on others.
  The right to profess the truth must always be upheld, but not in a way that involves contempt for those who may think differently....
• Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. -- Jane Wagne
• Drink your coffee - there are people in India sleeping. -- Seen on a coffee cup
• Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money for garbage?
  Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you a nickel....