C, N.: A Programming Language That Is Sort Of Like Pascal Except More Like Assembly Except That It Isn't Very Much Like Either One, Or Anything Else.

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C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like
assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It
is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.
-- Ray Simard