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• You wear shiny objects on your chest. Are you proud? -- Magaret the Log Lady, from Twin Peak
• America: log on or log off
• A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile.
• Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames. -- The Log Lady
• A real computer scientist will dedicate months of patient effort to reduce the asymptotic time of an algorithm from n log log n to n log log log n and never implement it.
  A real programmer come up with the n log log log n solution while eating cold pizza in the morning and then implements an n^2 solution anyway....
• New from Blammo (tm), it's NUCLEAR LOG!
• This smoke inhalation is a nasty business. I feel like someone taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus!
  -- Pete Martel, from Twin Peak...
• J'ai une ame solitaire. -- Pierre Tremond, from Twin Peak