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• Seek into the Chao if thou wouldst be wise And find ye delight in Her Great Surprise!
  Look into the Chao if thou wantest to know What's in a Chao and why it ain't so!...
• The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.
  -- HBT; The Book of Advise, 2:1...
• Do whatever you like, but not here.
• Survey taker to resident: Do you realize that that choice puts you in the two- percent lunatic fringe?
  -- Bernhard...
• There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a rising scale of complime
  (1) - to tell him you have read one of his books; (2) - to tell him you have read all of his book...
• 5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about, and shook his head, saying "I do not know!
  I do not know!" -- HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1...
• Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
  Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....
• 14. Wipe thine ass with what is written and grin like a ninny at what is Spoken.
  Take thine refuge with thine wine in the Nothing behind Everything, as you hurry along the Path....
• Hey Attillary, what did Eleanor's ghost "advise" you to do today?