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• Climb into the Chao with a friend or two And follow the Way it carries you, Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew Over the Waves in whatever you do.
  -- HBT; The Book of Advise, 1:3...
• What does a sacred chao say? MU!
• The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.
  -- HBT; The Book of Advise, 2:1...
• Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
  One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing....
• Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
  One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing....
• What! wouldst thou have a serpent sting thee twice?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iv, Sc. 1...