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• Eigen Function: The use to which an eigen is put. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Quantum Mechanics: A crew kept on the payroll to repair quantums, which decay frequently to the ground state.
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• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Partition Function: The function of a partition is to protect the lab supervisor from shrapnel produced in laboratory explosions.
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• Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
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• Research: (Irregular noun) That which I do for the benefit of humanity, you do for the money, he does to hog all the glory.
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