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• DIAGNOSIS, n. A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary...
• EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity.
  It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Distress, n.: A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity of a friend.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head.
  It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes....
• Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal.
• Astrology is a disease, not a science.
• BBS addiction is a terminal disease.