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• I'd love to, but... I'm taking punk totem pole carving. -- 34 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
• Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.
• Rotten wood cannot be carved. Chinese Proverb
• A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood Chinese Proverb
• Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma. -- David Brya
• Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks.
  the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and culture....
• oriental food:: n. Hackers display an intense tropism towards oriental cuisine, especially Chinese, and especially of the spicier varieties such as Szechuan and Hunan.
  This phenomenon (which has also been observed in subcultures that overlap heavily with hackerdom, most notably science-fiction fandom) has never been satisfactorily explained, but is sufficiently intense that one can assume the target of a hackish dinner expedition to be the best local Chinese place and be right at least three times out of four....