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• A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
• More whiskey! Faster horses! Looser women! More HD space!
• Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.
  -- Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941)...
• The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie.
  A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one?...
• Hey, this drink is delicious. And my phlegm feels looser!
  -- Snake oil not included, "Flaming Moe'...
• It's not a choice -- it's a child!
• Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves.
  Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child....