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• Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
• Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
• Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
  You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
• Death is Nature's way of telling you something's wrong.
• Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.