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• If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
• Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
  That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!...
• We can loan you enough money to get you completely out of debt. -- Sign on bank
• Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now.
  If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now....
• Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
• If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $
  100 million, that's the bank's problem. -- John Paul Getty...
• My Kid beat up your HONOR STUDENT!!! Nyaaahhhh!
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.