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• I/O Device: Note you sign for the bank in/order to get loan for new (old) car.
  -- Computing Definitio...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay out of debt?
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. -- Bob Hope
• A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
• In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
• Cheer up--if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your student loan to anybody
• The sooner you get in debt, the earlier you become aware of the need to pay off that debt.