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• dispress vt. [contraction of `Dissociated Press' due to eight-character MS-DOS filenames] To apply the Dissociated Press algorithm to a block of text.
  The resultant output is also referred to as a 'dispression'....
• The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
• Longevity, like intelligence and good looks and health and strength of character, is largely a matter of genetic heritage.
  Choose your parents with care. -- Edward Abbey...
• Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
  The size of the project means little in art, beyond the money matter....
• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
• If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
• Fredom of the Press = US Mint.
• Lee Press-On Tagline