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• Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, And despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
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• In place of infinity we usually put some really big number, like 15.
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• Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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• Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw.
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