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• When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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• The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Thoughts on Various Subjec...
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• She pays him in his own coin. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii
• I never knew any man in my life who could not bear another's misfortunes perfectly like a Christian.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Thoughts on Various Subjec...
• Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Thoughts on Various Subjec...
• No man will take counsel, but every man will take money
  herefore, money is better than counsel. -- Jonathan Swif...