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• An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.
• An alcoholic is one who drinks to forget that he drinks and can lay on the floor and forget to hold on.
• Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• One of the chief duties of the mathematician in acting as an advisor.
  .. is to discourage... from expecting too much from mathematics. -- N. Wiene...
• An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. -- Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)
• An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. -- Dylan Thoma
• Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, host, oppressor, censor...