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• Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
  -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely New Cynic's Calendar", 1905...
• Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
• Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
• Diplomacy: Lying in state. -- Oliver Herford
• Climate is a theory. Weather is a condition. -- Oliver Herford
• Only the young die good. -- Oliver Herford
• A man is known by the silence he keeps. -- Oliver Herford