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• Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
• Actresses will happen in the best regulated families. -- Oliver Herford (1863-1935)
• Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
  -- Addison Mizner and Oliver Herford, "The Entirely New Cynic's Calendar", 1905...
• It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born.
  This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money....
• Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party.
• The best shots happen immediately after the last frame is exposed.
• We have glimpsed the dawn even in our city's darkest hour.
  -- Rev. Don Alexander at ceremony for families of Oklahoma City bombing...
• The best you get is an even break. -- Franklin Adam