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• Animals are little people with fur coats.
• Cats are a waste of fur. -- Rita Rudne
• In the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak world view.
  I've got too much to live for. Corgan: We envy you, Homer....
• CATS ARE IT!
• A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.