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• Those who cook carrots and peas in same pot, not very sanitary.
• Bart and Homer spot each other suddenly. They gasp] Ba
  I can't let Dad see me playing hooky! Homer: I can't let the boy see me skipping work!...
• Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?
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• Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary. -- Confucius Say
• Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
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• If you have a vision, do something with it. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book
• No matter how much you do you never do enough.