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• Those who cook carrots and peas in same pot, not very sanitary.
• Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! -- Confucius Say
• Woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town. -- Confucius Say
• Those who would argue with fools would scream at the deaf, with much the same result.
  -- Confucius Say...
• Man who meows ate pussy! -- Confucius Say
• Those who quote me are fools. -- Confucius Say
• Man who jump through window screen, strain self. -- Confucius Say
• Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead. -- Confucius Say