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• Worf: "Objection! My client's political views on *not* on trial!
  Chang: "On the contrary! Captain Kirk's views and motives are indeed....
• Kirk: "You keep insisting that there's no danger, I keep assuring you that there is.
  Would you mind telling me--" Aelborne: "It is our way of life, Captain....
• Kirk: "Thank you, Captain." Sulu: "Don't mention it, Captain Kirk." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
• Apology accepted, Captain Kirk.
• Captain Kirk to the rescue!
• Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
• One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.
  -- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2....
• Chang: "Tell me, Captain Kirk, will you be willing.
  ..to give up Starfleet?" Spock: [Clears throat] "I believe the captain feels that Starfleet's mission has always been one of peace....
• Man: Hey, there, Kirk... Kirk: [excited] Oh, boy, what's going on?
  Patio party? Man: No, a possum drowned in the pool....