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• Kerla: "Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale was illegal?
  Kirk: "One of the advantages of being a thousand light years from Federation Headquarters....
• Being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate the beauty of a flower, of a woman.
  -- Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9....
• One of the things older folks like to give is advice, as a form of consolation for not being able to give bad example.
• One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
  -- A. A. Milne...
• Chang: "The Enterprise fired on Kronos One without provocatio
  he chancellor and his advisors, having been lulled into a false sense of security, by an invitation to a state dinner aboard Captain Kirk's vessel, at precisely nineteen-hundred and thirty hours that same evening....
• Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological advantages -- such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead of seven inches.
• Chang: "I have so wanted to meet you, Captain." Kirk
  I'm not sure how to take that." Kerla: "Sincere admiration, Kirk....
• Sulu: "Captain Kirk." Kirk: "Captain Sulu, as much to the crew of the Enterprise, I owe you my thanks.
  Sulu: "Nice to see you back one more time, Captain Kirk....
• INTOXICATED: When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.