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• Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.
  -- John Maynard Keyne...
• God made the world in six days, and on the seventh She was sued for not filing an environmental impact statement.
• Smugglers were arrested at the Canadian border by Microsoft-FBI for attempting to import copies of banned 'Linux' software.
  Such contraband is prohibited by the 35th Amendment because it infringes on the inalienable right of Microsoft to make money....
• One of the things capitalism brought into the world was democracy, though I do not think the two are inseparable.
  -- Michael Harringto...
• The world will end neither with a bang nor a whimper, but with the strident cries of little men devoted to cost-benefit ratios.
  -- Norman Cousi...
• The world would really benefit from a device which prevents people calling your home when you are on the throne.
  .....
• The real reason large families benefit society is because at least a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
• He who saves one life, saves the world entire.
• The entire world is a very strange carrot, but the farmer is not worried at all.