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• Listen carefully, I'm lying!
• I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
• Unix is the answer, but only if you phrase the question very carefully.
• If you say nothing no one can make you repeat it.
• Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone--but part, while you can part friends.
  Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. -- William Hazli...
• If you feed the people with revolutionary slogans they will listen today, they will listen tomorrow, they will listen the day after tomorrow, but on the fourth day they will say, "To hell with you.
  -- Nikita Khrushchev...
• You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.
  If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
• If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully. -- Dick Clark
• If you don't find it in the Index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
  -- "Consumer's Guide", Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897)...