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• For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
• Real women are on MY right.
• Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun, some joy, some real satisfaction, that day is a loss.
  -- Dwight D Eisenhowe...
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected...
• Real women breathe through their noses.
• Real women don't belong to NOW!
• Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
• Three words women love to hear -- no prenupital agreement.