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• Try to swallow at least three times a day.
• If you would eat well in England, you must eat breakfast three times a day. -- W. Somerset Maugham
• Progress. The powerful prince Is honored with horses in large numbers.
  In a single day he is granted audience three times....
• Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
  Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
• It's immature and silly, but then again -- so is high school.
  -- Mathew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off...
• carperpetuation, n: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen time
  eaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance....
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• Kissing, petting, and even intercourse are all right as long as they are sincere.
  I have never given a kiss in my life that wasn't sincere....
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.