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• Act immature at least three times a day.
• I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure!
• If you have to swallow a frog, try not to think about it.
  If you have to swallow two frogs, don't swallow the smaller one first....
• Progress. The powerful prince Is honored with horses in large numbers.
  In a single day he is granted audience three times....
• If you would eat well in England, you must eat breakfast three times a day. -- W. Somerset Maugham
• Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
  Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
• Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it.
  Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not....
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• Try to spend the entire day sober.