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• The Algol compiler used at Case Institute of Technology, after finding 25 errors in the source (e.
  g., like you spelled BEGIN as BEGNI), would print "At this point, we suggest you try re-reading the manual....
• If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write things worth reading or do things worth the writing.
  -- Benjamin Frankli...
• Prozac: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
• If you are what you eat, does that mean Euelle Gibbons really was a nut?
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
• If at first you don't succeed, quit. Don't be a nut about success.
• If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
• Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey