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• We've come a long way in five thousand years. But you're still of the same nature.
  -- Kirk and Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1...
• The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
  -- The Reliability Principle...
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you've been low-level debugging ethernets for a week and you see two people at a table trying to pick up the same jar of butter and you directly wonder if they are using the correct CSMA/CD algorithm to avoid a re-collision.
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• Adam to Eve: "Do you still love me?" Eve to Adam: "Who else?
  (Original Joke involves same folks as Original Sin!)...
• Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy and it's still the same song.
  -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women," stardate 1330.1....