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• Evaporation Allowance: The volume of alcohol that the graduate students can drink in a year's time.
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• Purple Passion: A deadly libation prepared by mixing equal volumes of grape juice and lab alcohol.
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• Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devel's Dictionary
• Spectrophotometry: A long word used mainly to intimidate freshman nonmajors.
  -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Eigen Function: The use to which an eigen is put. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary