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• Butyl: An unpleasant-sounding word denoting an unpleasant- smelling alcohol.
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• Evaporation Allowance: The volume of alcohol that the graduate students can drink in a year's time.
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• Biological Science: A contradiction in terms. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Flame Test: Trial by fire. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• Sagan: The international unit of humility. -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
• SI: Acronym for "Systeme Infernelle". -- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
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