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• Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no, it's Microsoft!
• And the Captain looked down upon the Project, and He saw that it was Good!
• People of all sorts of genders are reporting great difficulty, these days, in selecting the proper words to refer to those of the female persuasion.
  "Lady," "woman," and "girl" are all perfectly good words, but misapplying them can earn one anything from the charge of vulgarity to a good swift smack....
• His wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
  -- Old Testament -- Genesis xiv, 26...
• Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
• A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the BBC export "Upstairs, Downstairs.
  Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ....
• The only time our girls looked good at the Munich Olympics was in the village discotheque between 9 and 11 every night.
• Looked as if she had walked straight out of the ark.
  -- Sydney Smith (1769-1845) -- Lady Holland's Memoir, Vol. i, p. 157...
• My Bonnie looked into a gas tank The height of its contents to see She lighted a match to assist her Oh bring back my Bonnie to me.