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• Past are three summers since she first beheld The ocea
  all around the child await Some exclamation of amazement here....
• An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
• Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
  They're nothing but hideous space reptiles....
• Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd. -- Walter Savage Lando
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
  -- Walter Savage Lando...
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....