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• Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
• Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.
• Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
• Was it a car or a cat I saw?
• A good cat, is a dead cat.
• Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick? Bart: Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
  [points to an ill-feeling cat] Hey, why'd you eat 'em?...
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him.
  The square kicks some cats are on stay with them...
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
  The square kicks some cats are on stay with them...