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• A bee is not a busier animal than a blockhead. -- Alexander Pope
• Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
• What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in!
• Who put the "arse" in Arsenio?
• The most important leg of a three legged stool is the one that's missing.
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• Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.