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• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
  "I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...
• What do you have to say that is worth listening to?
• What do you want me to do? Say it again in worse English?
  -- Robert Frost, when asked about the meaning of one of his poems....
• Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?
• It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.