A Conservative Is A Man Who Is Too Cowardly To Fight And Too Fat To Run.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Is Too Cowardly To Fight And Too Fat To Run.

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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
-- Elbert Hubbard, "Epigrams"

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