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• Buckle up back there... we're going into... Hyper Active!
• Don't wake me up too soon... Gonna take a ride across the moon... You and me.
• Buckle up, Ted, it's the Law." -- Seen on a sign in Florida, outside the priso
• Hey, you folks are all right. Man, it was rough getting a ride out there.
  The only car that stopped was a hearse that thought I fell out....
• Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.
• WE'RE FED-UP!!! And We're Not Gonna Take it Anymore!!!
• When I grow up....I'm gonna be taller!
• Yesterday, I was reading an ad for Dodge trucks in Popular Mechanics, as I was reading the *fine print* it stated that "These outlandish claims are Based on test results of .
  .. and then it finished with ... "Buckle up for safety, Nice magnifying glass....