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• BIBLE A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy, and to be something that they should follow.
  It is of course generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership....
• VAULT Like a basement, but more sinister. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• VELOCITY Like speed, but more scientific-sounding. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• VILLAGE Word now almost exclusively used in tourist brochures just after the adjectives "enchanting" and "traditional".
  And possibly "quaint". Generally descriptive of a small settlement with more churches than shops, which gets boring rapidly, despite being picturesque....
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• INTERDIGIT Another one of those words that no-one of any importance ever uses.
  Probably devised by the same guy who thought up "recalcitrant"....
• WRONG Incorrect, erroneous. Generally, the things that are most likely to be wrong are those which you feel the most confident about.
  This confidence has usually led you to proclaim it is an undeniable fact to all and sundry, and to generally stake your reputation/life/ fortune on it....