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• Dear necrophiliacs We love you. -- The Grateful Dead
• NECROPHILIACS do it cryptically
• Here lies Madonna. Necrophiliacs welcome.
• NECROPHILIACS do it until they are dead tired
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. Oh, excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?...
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• You will find what is not lost.
• Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
• In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
  -- Second Law of Final Exam...