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• I threw caution to the wind....it threw up!
• Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just for your principles?
  Homer: Hmmmm, you put it that way it does sound a little far-fetched, but that's the lug your looking at....
• Though I'd been taught at our dining room table about the solar system and knew the earth revolved around the su
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• I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me wa
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• BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
  Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
• Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry "Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela
• You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week .
  .. I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought up....
• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....