Professor: Perhaps It's Your Outlook That Need A Good Bend, A Ninety Degree Bend To A Place Where Happiness Is Perpendicular To Wonderment.

Professor: Perhaps It's Your Outlook That Need A Good Bend, A Ninety Degree Bend To A Place Where Happiness Is Perpendicular To Wonderment.

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Professor: Perhaps it's your outlook that need a good bend, a ninety
degree bend to a place where happiness is perpendicular to wonderment.

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Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
In case of nuclear attack: 1) Stand with feet shoulder width apart.
2) Bend over to a 90 degree angle. 3) Face backwards. 4) Kiss your ass goodbye....
Bend a carrot if you will, but a turnip will never bend.
Bend over hard and SWEAR!
Bend over. I'll drive.
These aren't my shorts -- they bend.
It is better to bend than to break.