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• You will receive a legacy which will place you above want.
• Ishara: "I don't want to kill you, Data...but I will." -- "Legacy", Stardate unknow
• You will receive a present, over which you will shed tears of joy.
• Ask and you shall receive.
• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - If you're going to even think about mentioning refunds, take along proof of identity, a shotgun, several lawyers, and all of the above....
• You will be tested on the above material!
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.