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• You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your boss.
• Your supervisor is thinking about you.
• Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
  [everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
• You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%.
  In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your report and spits into your coffee....
• Proof left as an exercise for your supervisor.
• Have you lived here all your life? Oh, twice that long.
• How long have you stopped beating your wife?
• Have you lived here all your life?" "Oh, twice that long.