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• Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess.
• While there's life, there's hope. -- Cicero (43 BC)
• While there's life, there's hope. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• Life is a pinball machine. You bounce around for a while, and then you drain. -- Joe Bak
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....