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• Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
• I'm game. Would you care to explain how?
• Avoid those run-on sentences that just go on, and o
  and on, they never stop, they just keep rambling, and you really wish the person would just shut up, but no, they just keep going, they're worse than the Energizer Bunny, they babble incessantly, and these sentences, they just never stop, they go on forever....
• There is an immense hairy creature in the room with you!
  It's a giant mole! mole! It seems to be wandering about aimlessly, eyeing you with some hesitation....
• I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
• John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde, but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match, if you get my drift.
  Marge: I don't, but I loved hearing it! -- Old gossip ain't what it used to be, "Homer's Phobia...
• Waiter: Would you care to select the wine? Bart: I'll do the honors.
  [takes the wine list, reads it] No, no, no, no!...
• Gregor Wass, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation.
  Would you care to strike me?" -- Saturday Night Live...