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• Message to Beer...you've missed a brain cell...repeat..you've missed a
• Alcohol kills brain cells. Brain cell: "Did you bring the oxygen?
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• I am tired of your idiocy. Why the bleeding fuck don't you sodding READ for bloody once?
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• Crikey, I'm looking forward to today. Up-tiddly-up-up
  down-diddly- down-down, whoops-poop-twiddly dee, a decent scrap with the fiendish Red Baron, a bit of a jolly old crash landing behind enemy lines, capture, torture, escape, and then back home in time for tea and medals!...
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• I am not permitted to enter the prison cell.
• Worf: "What have you found, Doctor?" Beverly: "Not much.
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