Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk:
once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their
marriage certificates, and defy you.
-- Jerrold
once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their
marriage certificates, and defy you.
-- Jerrold
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