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• Good orators, when they are out, they will spit. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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• Talks as familiarly of roaring lions As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act ii, Sc. 1...
• Women are all alike. When they're maids they're mild as milk
  once make 'em wives, and they lean their backs against their marriage certificates, and defy you....
• If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one anothe
  I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act i, Sc....
• Accommodated; that is, when a man is, as they say, accommodated
  or when a man is, being, whereby a' may be thought to be accommodated,--which is an excellent thing....
• When you do dance, I wish you A wave o' the sea, Nothing but that.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Winter's Tale -- Act iv, Sc. 4...
• What a taking was he in when your husband asked who was in the basket!
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
• When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iv, Sc. 5...